Soccer players in the world cup be getting barely touched and falling like
mom, dad, im gay. im very gay. haha tricked you i mean gay as in happy. pretty happy to have another mans dick in my ass
i :) am :) so :) stressed :) about :) everything :) all :) the :) time :)
i may not be your cup of tea but i’m your 10th shot of tequila
You’re not that scary.
Well, here’s a picture of your grandma’s feet!
Oh, darn it!
you know you’ve seen that show too many times when you read all that in their voices.
i think the only thing ill ever be proud of is one of my selfies being used as a emo porn site advertisement
Teacher : So what did you bring for show and tell today